I'd Rather Die 

 Than Clean My Tank 

 Aquarium Maintenance Company 


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Central Presbyterian Church Weekday Nursery School and Kindergarten • Summit, NJ

We have been using I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank for a couple of years now and are very happy with their service. They schedule appointments ahead of time and work with you if the appointment is not convenient. They contact you if they will be late and respond quickly to any requests


Dirty Dogs Bath and Spa • Hopatcong, NJ

Amanda and her team do a Great Job! Super reliable, always helpful in answering and hands on assisting with any fish questions and tank concerns at any time. 5 Stars!!!


Dr. Philip Strenger • Monsey, NY

I've been using "I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank" services for over a year now in my medical practices' waiting room. Besides, for her on target business name, I found Amanda knowledgeable regarding both care for a cleaner fish tank and keeping my fish healthy and active. I find her enjoyable to work with, and she takes extra care to keep her clients happy and satisfied. I highly recommend her services if you want to have happy fish.


Father Mike Drury, RC Priest. Pastor of St Luke Parish. NJ State Police and Secret Service Chaplain • Long Valley, NJ

Having an aquarium is a wonderful gift. But maintaining it's quality is also a gift for the future. My monthly visit by Aquarium Staff is a blessing for me and for the fish


Geltrude & Co. LLC • Nutley, NJ

Their attention to detail and passion for aquatic ecosystems is evident in the sparkling cleanliness of my tank after each visit. Not only do they keep the glass crystal clear and the decorations spotless, but they also provide valuable insights and recommendations for enhancing their overall health and vibrancy of the underwater habitat. Their reliability and commitment to excellence have made them an indispensable part of my aquarium care routine, and I couldn't be happier with the results they consistently deliver.


American Firearms LLC. • East Hanover, NJ

I give Amanda and her company six stars cause I finally found someone more determined than myself to figure out problems. She's great and a very caring person. Thanks Again!


Hampton Family Practice • Hampton, NJ

We are so happy with our service, our Fish Tanks have never looked better! Staff is very knowledgeable and friendly at every visit.


Rabbi Yaakov Yoseph Moskowitz • Monsey, NY

The best fish tank cleaner I've ever had. Professional, reliable, and responsible. Since suing them as the service not one fish has died.


Pequannock Township Public Library • Pompton Plains, NJ

We've had a fish tank for about 4 years now. At first we tried to maintain it ourselves but we had no idea what we were doing. Then we tried a couple of professional companies but they just couldn't seem to keep our tank clean and our fish alive. We were at our wits' end. We found a company called I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank. It sounded right up our alley! The owner Amanda personally came and helped us start from scratch. She scrubbed every inch of the tank and all the decorations and plants. Then she slowly introduced fish into the environment until we found a threesome that worked. She was super patient with us and our needs and kept coming personally until the tank was thriving. Now she sends one of her amazing crew members twice a month and we're thrilled with the service! The kids love the fish and we love how clean it is. 5 Stars!!!!


SM Electric Co Inc. • Rahway, NJ

I hired I'd rather Die Than Clean My Tank to help with my neglected and unhealthy tank. I am beyond impressed with the services I received. Not only did they provide expert advice and bring my dirty tank back to life, but they also offered a variety of different fish to add to the tank. The Team's knowledge and dedication to their work were truly exceptional, and I am thrilled with the results. My tank looks amazing, the transformation was truly remarkable and now my fish are thriving and happy! I highly recommend their services to anyone looking to enhance their aquarium experience. Thank you for your outstanding service!


Quality Autos • Hamburg, NJ

I have a large tank in my office that the kids love looking at while they are buying a car from us. I cannot tell you how important it's been having these guys clean our tank for us. We would never be able to keep it as clean as they do. Not only is it clean but all my fish have stayed alive for over 2 years (Which never happened when we took care of it). I would highly recommend their services!


Ralph Di Gisco Painting • Oak Ridge, NJ

I have received aquarium services for more than two years and have never been happier. "I'd Rather die than clean my tank" Would be my recommendation for a quality job.


Aram Minnetian, President of Weichert Realty • Woodcliff Lake, NJ

I could not be happier with Amanda and her team. They keep my tank immaculate and treat my fish with tremendous care. I have tropical fish that are 4+ years old and still lively as the day I introduced them into my tank. I attribute this success to them. To top things off, Amanda offered to move my fish to our temporary residence. She and her team are simply the best.


ProService Interior/Exterior LLC. • Warwick, NY

I have been using "I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank" services for three years now. With my busy schedule I simply don't have the time to take care of two tanks we have in our house. I want to come home, have a cup of coffee and enjoy my fish tank. Amanda and her whole team are absolutely amazing. From scheduling, through knowledge to the final cleaning itself they are the best. Don't hesitate, Don't look no further. Just call them if you'd rather die than clean your tank.


Mance wrote...

"It’s my first time using tank clean service and it was a wonderful experience. Amanda is nice and knowledgeable, make a huge different on my tank. (My tank haven’t get water change and filter change for almost a year) Her price is reasonable and service quality is high. Will definitely want her to clean my tank monthly to keep my fish tank clean."


Greg H. wrote...

"Amanda and her company consistently under promise and over deliver. Not only was our filthy turtle aquarium transformed, we received detailed instructions on care, feeding, maintenance, and recommendations on a filter system. Would not hesitate to recommend Amanda. And she has an entire zoo at home. The real deal."


Diana wrote...

"They always do a great job, we are very happy with how much better our tank looks each time they visit. Reasonably priced and always on time."


Kelly wrote...

My fish tank has never looked so good!!!

"This is the most reliable company I have ever used. I have had problems, and they are out immediately and have the knowledge to get my tank back to normal quickly. I would highly recommend them!!!"


JR wrote...

"Amanda and her companies are the complete package in every way if you tried the rest now try the best"


Sharon wrote...

"Love the tank & the fish are doing great"


Don R. wrote...

"When I first got my fish tank I had no idea what I was doing. I knew to feed them but had no clue how to clean a fish tank. I did a simple internet search and stumbled upon Amanda. Before we even booked an appointment, she was offering me tips and advice. I thought my tank looked good until Amanda came for its first cleaning and quick redecorating. Amanda made my tank look better then I could have ever done myself. Whenever I need her for fish advice she is always very prompt in her response. Amanda has been cleaning my tank for almost a year and I cant even imagine trusting someone else to care for my tank!"


Germ wrote...

"I was a little lost when I first started my tank but I called Amanda then she helped me out. I call her for any advice and she's so helpful. I will definitely refer her to anyone that asks."


Annie wrote...

"Anyone who knows me, knows I love my goldfish named Fish, aka Cleopatra. I've had her for over 10 years and she has grown into quite the big girl! Now almost 12" in length she is in a 65 gallon tank.

This week she became very ill BUT I was lucky enough to find this company! After speaking with Amanda she talked me through everything I needed to do to help get her better. In just 2 days!!! Cleopatra is alive today because of this company. If you need any fish tank services. Please consider using them.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish Kim Hubbard"


Marleen wrote...

What a miracle..

"The water was murky, fish were dying, I was in utter despair.. Enter "I'd Rather Die Than Clean My Tank" and within minutes, following their precise, accurate and detailed directions, what would have been a fish tank Apocalypse, was averted! They are nothing short of a miracle worker.. amazing to say the least.. The Fish Diva.. An immense thank you"


Glen G. wrote...

Best of the best

"You can't beat their service. They are knowledgeable, punctual, professional, trustworthy, and accommodating. I have used a lot of services before finding them. Some through fancy aquarium store, others through friends. None touch their talent."


Jen & Scott wrote...

We can't thank you enough for your help!

"Matilda is so much happier, and all your tips really showed us what we were doing wrong, and how to fix it! Thank you so much!"


Rosa P. wrote...

"Thank you again to my emergency fish hospital hotline. My black moor is happy and healthy in her 10 gallon tank. You guys really need to be in NY..."


Norberto wrote...

Amanda is great.

"I found her online and asked her a few questions as I was making a decision on setting up a new tank. She was friendly, approachable, and very receptive to help in any way possible. Her knowledge of aquariums, fish species, and fish aquatics was fantastic. I would definitely recommend her to everyone."


Megan Z. wrote...

I defiantly hate cleaning my tank !

"I defiantly hate cleaning my fish tank ! Amanda is great and always does a fantastic job on maintaining my salt and fresh water tanks !!!! Thank you !!!!"


Steve B. wrote...

Look forward to doing business again

"Very honest and experienced group of people. Did a great job at a reasonable price. I was quite impressed with the work. My tank looks flawless and look forward to doing business again."


Mark S. wrote...

Routine Cleaning of 100 Gallon Saltwater Reef Tank

"Service provider arrived on time and completed work in timely fashion. Provider also answered questions about what fish species to add and tank decorations. Days after cleaning, tank look great: clean water and healthy looking fish. Overall a very satisfying experience."


Jamie M. wrote...

Happy customer!

"Honestly, I've had my my tank cleaned by 3 different people and this company has been by far the best person to ever do so. I will deff be calling her again my tanks never looked better. their knowledge of all the fish is extraordinary. I'm one of those annoying pet owners who asks a million questions and they didnt get angry or frustrated when i was on my probably my 25th question lol. Would definitely recomend to friends."


Barbie wrote...

"Amanda will get your fish tank clear - No need to stress out she is near!!!"


Max P. wrote...

Love em

"I have a 125 salt tank witch i invested alot of money in to and i would only trust ...i'd rather die than clean my tank"